Ratchett Recap: Season Finale Of LHHATL
Last night Love and Hip Hop ATL had it’s Season Finale…For my folks that missed out let me give you the ratchett ass details..
Stevie J’s bus fares decided they wanted to jump ship. I’mma give it to Joseline she said what she wanted for him to be her manager and sex her right and that’s it! I wonder if her and Stevie will be having a three sum with that knock off Keyshia Cole stripper from last night? MiMi says she’s DONE with Stevie and is focusing on her cleaning company. No shade but ma you haven’t worked all season now you have your own company o ok.. Stevie through a fit when both girls decided to move on claiming they were both trying to RIDE his coat tail LMFAO Stevie honey you haven’t been hot since I was in Elementary School have several seats…. We wont even discuss the I AM GOD T-shirt.
Now we all know Scrappy and Erica are engaged to be married (I think she can do wayyy better than him no shade) but I love Erica’s realness. She’s probably my favorite on the show. I’m glad she moved out of the trap house and got herself a nice crib. But honeyyy that damn Shay!! I’m praying those scenes between Shay and Scrappy were just for TV because she looked dumb as hell. Not to mention that hair looking like Mustafa from the Lion King oh no ma’am honey…
Karlie Redd showed us just how desperate she is to get put on in the music industry, by trying to hook up with youngster Rosco Dash… No shade but isn’t that statutory rape? I mean Roscoe what 15 or 16 and she’s like 50? Damn Karlie is it even that serious ma? I’m just thankful Benzino realized she was just looking for a come up. When Benzino pulled out that ring honey Karlie thought she’d hit the JACKPOT only for Benzino to leave her with the Boo Boo face lol. But the shocking part was when she said and I quote “I made Benzino hott no one even knew who he was” ummmm Karlie you don’t even have wikapedia page though..Nuff said…
Kimberly Michelle sat down to have dinner with Rasheeda once again and let’s just say umm it was kinda civil. K.Michelle is extremly talented and I will give that and I really wish folks would stop saying she just started telling her story because that’s far from the truth. The difference is she’s telling it on national tv now. I really hope she moves on from this and focuses on her career… I think she can be the next Mary J (and no I’m not being sacarastic)
Rasheeda and Kirk renewed their vows I can’t really speak on this because I flipped the channel.. I’m sorry guys they’re just too boring for me.. But what I gathered from my twitfam Rasheeda says she going to blow up soon and take her career to the next level…… LOL I guess everybody has that 1 dream they can’t let go of. I think Rasheeda is extremly beautiful she might wanna hook up with Cynthia Bailey and do some modeling because rapping I just dont see it..
Now for my friends who couldn’t quite understand the slang from my fellow Georgia peeps I broke it down for ya!
“I will send you back to the strip club” = I am in charge of your financial stability, so don’t forget your future is in my hands – Stevie J
“I don’t usually do this but” = I always do this, but I want you to think I’m innocent. – K. Michelle
“Long hair don’t care!” = Long tracks plus tax – Shay Johnson
“I’m a signer/rapper”= I’m currently unemployed – Karlie Redd
“Make it rain” = I am going to throw my hard earned money in the air towards strippers so others can see my success. – Benzino
“You got the wrong one!” = I’m sorry, but you can’t seriously be talking to me. – K. Michelle
“I’m Done”= I’m going to keep taking him back – MiMi
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